Products for the lonely hearts
I know that it’s only mid-January, but the onslaught of loneliness has begun earlier than usual this year. With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, I’ve realized that every year I somehow manage to be in-between relationships. It’s like some weird annual curse. Not that I even covet the holiday or anything, but just the sheer reminder of my singledom is enough to clutch my cat just that much closer as she tries to claw her way out of my arms.
In the throes of this desperation, I’ve found some hilarious and extremely needed Products that would work perfectly for all the lonely hearts of the world. Here we go:
The Boyfriend Pillow
I am dying laughing – this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I love how they offer a myriad of colored shirts. For $34.96, it’s a bit expensive for a gag gift, but I would love to troll my sister with one of these. My cat would also probably freak out if I had this delivered (and not because of the box is comes in).
Face Mask Machine
In every sitcom the single or heartbroken ladies are always doing facials. I mean, I know my skin is bad but I didn’t think it needed a MACHINE. I better be glowing like a Kardashian!
The Guzzle Buddy
So single people drink a lot I guess? I’ve seen this product around, but I guess it makes sense if you don’t have anyone to share a bottle of wine with. If I were still drinking, I would get one!
Mushins
LOL the decription in the link “sit on my face.” This is in the realm of the body pillow but for a face! I would get one as a gag gift for someone as well, but I don’t know if I’m THAT lonely!
Got any single products you’ve seen? Share them in the comments below! 
